Tuesday, April 11, 2006

Frybrid ordered

The day has come, the paypal button has been pushed and the Frybrid kit has been ordered

The Holy Frybrid Kit of Antioch (my apologies to Monty Python)

King Arthur: How does it... um... how does it work?

Lancelot: I know not, my liege.
King Arthur: Consult the Book of Vegetable Oils!

Brother Maynard: Vegetable Oils, chapter two, verses nine through twenty-one.
Cleric: [reading] And Saint Attila raised the Holy Frybrid up on high, saying, "O Lord, bless this thy holy vegetable oil burning kit, that with it thou mayst blow thine OPEC enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy." And the Lord did grin. And the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths, and carp and anchovies, and orangutans and breakfast cereals, and fruit-bats and large chu-- "

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